Nursing and Running

Call me crazy, but when you sit down to think about it Running and Nursing have a bit in common. 

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- you have to wear a special bra to do either.  With nursing you get the kind of undergarment that "pops" open -- kind of like the drive-thru at McDonald's.  Running undergarments require a little more. While running, you actually have to find something  that keeps your friends from "popping" out.  Ironic, yes.

- Multiple children, and after years of doing either - the friends tend to meet the ground (if you know what I mean).  No matter what you purchase for our first bullet point, you can't stop it -- Gravity has its' way of revenge. 

- It takes time to run, it takes time to nurse.  And while running or nursing, you really don't enjoy either but when you are finished -- you are thankful that you did it.  

- With either if you go the distance, it is possible that you will be able to eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's every night with out gaining a pound.  In fact, each will allows you to loose weight. 

- Both Running and Nursing require scheduling.  Scheduling requires often having to wake up early.  An act only completed by the grace of God with both events. 

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So my friends who are running and nursing at the same time I consider you super heroes-- super heroes who can eat two pints of ice cream a night.  I am jealous.  I really like ice cream but am so done having babies :)

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